Dick Flick Disguised as Chick Flick. Chick With Dick Flick?

FUCKING DAMNIT

So every fuck in this world lately thinks Kristen Wiig is like the funniest shit on SNL. I sort of get it. She makes me laugh occasionally but is it me or is every single one of her characters a different version of, "DERP THIS IS A FUNNY WAY TO TALK AND I'M ALSO BEIN KIND OF STUPIDS".
It's cool that she wrote a comedic movie though (along with Annie Mumolo) but fucking hell why does it have to be about BRIDESMAIDS? It's being brought to you by the producers of KNOCKED UP and SUPERBAD. Last i checked, these are the guys that DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WOMEN. I guess what happened is they thought, "hey we need to make a chick flick but let's like be totally radical and make it like THE HANGOVER but with women" (you know everyone is going to compare it to that movie when it comes out). All their dumb male-centric jokes are going to be recycled into this movie, and all the dumb fucks of the world will think it's funny because it's women doing them this time and not fucking Seth Rogen. For example, ALL THE CHICKS GET DIARRHEA, WHAT THE HELL CHICKS DON'T GET DIARRHEA THAT'S HILARIOUS! Also didn't they go for the same gag in Sex and the City? WE GET IT, FOREIGN COUNTRIES/FOODS GIVE YOU BAD POOP LET'S LAY OFF THIS JOKE ALREADY, JESUS.
You can already tell they're recycling the same stock characters. THAT FAT CHICK IS SO JONAH HILL.

So this is the plot as I take it from the trailer: Kristen Wiig plays some lonely single woman who agrees to be a bridesmaid for Maya Rudolph and she's got the wackiest assembly of fellow bridesmaids one of which she is in competition with for the bride's "bff" award.
Will she find love?! Will she win the BFF title?! How much funnier will fucking John Hamm get?! All dire questions that we just won't know the answer to until we watch the movie.

Really I'm just pissed that most women are STILL not able to make feature comedic films about anything other than ROMANCE or MARRIAGE or PARENTING. SNL women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Kristen Wiig, have this great opportunity to make films that are FUNNY and NOT ABOUT THESE THINGS but they don't. Instead we have fucking BABY MAMA and BRIDESMAIDS.
This is the part where you consider Mean Girls and tell me that i'm wrong because Mean Girls is hilarious and Tina Fey wrote that. I understand that you think this, but Mean Girls falls into romantic teen comedy category and frankly i didn't think it was that funny.

Anyways, I don't know how this movie came about, if Kristen and her friend wrote it first then gave it to the Knocked Up bros or if the Knocked Up bros asked her to write it for them, but regardless this shit looks to me as if it is taking a step in NO DIRECTION. I grant, it's not placing women steps backward on the funny scale, but it's also not helping us move forward. It's really just keeping funny women at a stasis, or in other words it's SETH ROGEN PUTTING ON A VAGINA. Most people will find this movie funny because it's doing the "unexpected" CHICKS WITH DIARRHEA GUYS! However, think a little deeper and see that nothing is original about the humor. The jokes will be the same shit we've seen in Knocked Up, I Love You Man, The 40 Year Old Virgin, etc. but it's going to trick you into thinking it's totally different because women are doing it and not dudes. And what's with having to center this concept around a wedding? Why do they have to do the funny poop jokes in bridesmaids dresses?

I don't know, maybe I am being too harsh. Is it good that these women are proving they can be funny like the Knocked Up bros by doing exactly what they do or is it sad that they have to mimic them in order to gain approval of their funniness? Is the only good comedy the comedy designed by men? Wait what the fuck that's bullshit. I guess society is just as much to blame for enforcing such ideology.

FUCKIN PATRIARCHY AND SHIT TRYIN TO TELL ME WHAT'S FUNNY AND WHAT'S NOT. FFFFFUUUU !!!

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