1.) Andy Serkis can only be in movies if he plays ugly, heavily CGI'd creatures. Andy Serkis must feel like the ugliest man in the world.
2.) Tom Felton can only be in movies if he is a complete asshole. Part of me feels like he's the next Willem Defoe, but in like a more charming and British and bleached blonde sort of way.
3.) James Franco is a steaming pile of crap, and yet i'm still totally DTF.
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